The Kyle File

I was able to state the case for my position clearly and concisely, giving appropriate scripture references to support my argument. My opponent, however, was completely unable to state his position with any meaningful substance. I even challenged him to point out to me any scripture in any version of the Bible that would support his position, but he could only give me atheistic buzzwords like narrow-minded and interpretation, and effectively forfeited the debate to me by saying that he didn't have the energy to debate with me, and that I should unfollow him. Naturally, I did. Now for the real kicker. This guy says he graduated from Candler School of Theology! Is it true that I can, by the power of the Holy Spirit and His Holy Scriptures, defeat a Candler graduate? YES! AMEN! GLORY TO GOD! HALLELUJAH! PRAISE THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY WHO LIVES FOREVER AND EVER AMEN!

Looks like T-Mobile is being a funnybug with my email again. Strange that it mostly seems to have problems sending verses from the Bible.

We've actually got ourselves just a bit of a thunderstorm. Cool. We need it. But did it really have to make the fire alarm go off?

Via @athumper on Twitter. These were all separate tweets, but I liked them so much I decided to compile them into a single post here. Enjoy them as much as I did. LOL!

Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"
The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?"
Bobby Darin: "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash"
Ringo Starr: "I Get By With a Little Help from Depends"
Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Paul Simon: "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom"
Marvin Gaye: "I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts"
Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping" The Temptations: "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
Abba: "Denture Queen"
Tony Orlando: "Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall"
Helen Reddy: "I am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
Leslie Gore: "It's My Procedure and I’ll Cry if I Want To"
Willie Nelson: "On the Throne Again"