The Kyle File

So this is the Monopoly game I've been hearing so much about. https://rsgames.org

wow! It runs on Linux! Y'all will see me real soon.

Via @athumper on Twitter. These were all separate tweets, but I liked them so much I decided to compile them into a single post here. Enjoy them as much as I did. LOL!

Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"
The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?"
Bobby Darin: "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash"
Ringo Starr: "I Get By With a Little Help from Depends"
Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Paul Simon: "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom"
Marvin Gaye: "I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts"
Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping" The Temptations: "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
Abba: "Denture Queen"
Tony Orlando: "Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall"
Helen Reddy: "I am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
Leslie Gore: "It's My Procedure and I’ll Cry if I Want To"
Willie Nelson: "On the Throne Again"

Fireworks and vuvuzelas! Wouldn't that be interesting?

Via @Mongoose_Q on Twitter:

Goalball: The sport that turns blind people into “special” blind people by hitting them in the heads with balls moving at 40 miles an hour.

Another tweet that ended up being much too long to retweet. I love Posterous. More information about goalball can be found in the Wikipedia artical.

Me: So, when it's Summer here, places like New Zealand and Australia have Winter.
Gabby: Really?
Me: Yep, and as we're getting ready to have fall, they're getting ready to have Spring.
Gabby: So when we have Winter, they have Summer?
Me: Yep, you've got it.
Gabby: So they have no snow for Christmas?
Me: Nope, it's too hot.
Gabby: What do they do for Christmas if they have no snow?
Me: I'm not sure really, but as it's summer, maybe those that live near the ocean can go to the beach.
Gabby: To the beach? On Christmas?
Me: Why not, don't you think that might be kind of fun?
Gabby: But if they have no snow, how does Santa move his sleigh?
Me: Doesn't his sleigh fly?
Gabby: If it's hot outside, wouldn't Santa be hot just flying around?
Me: Well, um, ...
Gabby: And he can't wear shorts because Santa doesn't ever wear shorts.
Me: Well, .. I'm not sure then.
Gabby: Those people who live near the ocean are very lucky.
Me: Why are they lucky?
Gabby: Because Santa can get to them.
Me: How?
Gabby: With a surf board silly.
Me: A surf board?
Gabby: Of course, how else?