From the watupwidis file

Just saw this commercial on TV. "All cat parents want their little girls to love their food." Seriously, people, get real! Pets are not people, they are animels. And if you are a human being who has given birth to a kitten or a puppy, the National Inquirer, and all the inquiring minds who want to know, would love to hear from you. There's probably some money in it for you and your "child."