The Kyle File

Brandon: iPhone 5 is almost Here!! (link removed)
Kyle: DROID!
Brandon: Ha! No way! iPhone is the phone Jesus would be using.
Kyle: Hey, what if we're both wrong? What if Jesus prefers Blackberry? Boy would we be in trouble! :P
Brandon: Hmm I don't know.. maybe Jesus who works at the cowboy boot store uses a Blackberry but Jesus who walked on water uses a Apple product. Just ask Adam ;)
Kyle: Well, I guess Adam would have used an Apple product. Why, because Eve was charmed by the snake, and they both bought... uh I mean ate the Apple. Lol.
Brandon: touche'