The Kyle File

All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting, and training in righteousness, so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.

2 Timothy 4:16-17 (via istandinawe)

antiquerain:

Me without Christ:

-Lost and broken

-Drowning in insecurities

-Walking a broken road leading to no where

Me with Christ:

-Rescued and pieced together with the love of Christ

-Filled with guidance, hope, and a love that does not falter.

-Walking the path to Heaven with the Lord guiding me.

You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…

• …Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you.
• …you can ski uphill.
• …you get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
• …you answer the door before people knock.
• …you just completed another sweater, and you don’t know how to knit.
• …you have to watch videos in fast-forward.
• …the only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
• …you can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
• …you lick your coffee pot clean.
• …you’re the employee of the month at the local coffee-house, and you don’t even work there.
• …you’ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
• …your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
• …you chew on other people’s fingernails.
• …the nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
• …you can jump-start your car without cables.
• …you have Styrofoam sofa covers.
• …if a kettle whistled in a forest, you’d hear it.
• …you don’t need a hammer to pound in nails.
• …you’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
• …you go to any kind of meeting, just for the free coffee.
• …you walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
• …Starbucks owns the mortgage on you house.
• …you’ve melted away your fillings.
• …your face is on a Colombian postage stamp.
• …your tongue has the words “Genuine Leather” stamped on it.
• …instant coffee takes too long.
• …you’d be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
• …you go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
• …you speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
• …your thermos is on wheels.
• …your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
• …you short out motion detectors.
• …you don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
• …you can play ping-pong without a partner.
• …your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
• …your blood type is C8H10N4O2.
• …you have monogrammed coffee filters.
• …you drive around with a sign in your car that reads, “Coffee drinker on board.”
• …you made provisions in your will for your coffee supply.
• …you took a second full time job just for the coffee breaks.
• …your coffee mug has lip indentations on it.
• …you tear open bean bags, just to make sure.
• …you’ve gotten this far in the list after just 30 seconds.
• …you use coffee flavored mouthwash.
• …your deep blue eyes are now shallow brown.
• …you have your mail forwarded to a donut shop.
• …you don’t tan, you roast.
• …you constantly speak like an auctioneer.
• …your baby takes her milk steamed.
• …your motto is “a cup a day keeps the doctor away.”
• …you don’t get mad, you get steamed.
• …you have “His” and “Hers” coffee makers.
• …the Betty Ford Clinic opened a coffee ward just for you.
• …you had to remove your car stereo to make room for your cup holder.
• …if you had a nickel for every cup of coffee you drank, you’d buy more coffee.
• …you carry a spare mug in your briefcase and trunk.
• …when you hear there is trouble brewing, you say, “I’ll have a cup.”
• …you don’t salivate, you foam.
• …your personal ad reads, “Coffee Lover. Must have own mug. Send photo of mug.”
• …you help your dog chase its tail.
• …you registered for your wedding at the Starbucks.
• …you carry a portable, battery-operated, coffee maker in your fanny pack.
• …you soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
• …you think the “free refill” is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
• …your kids sing, “I’m a little coffee-pot, short and stout.”
• …your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
• …you introduce your spouse as your “Coffeemate.”
• …you converted your car’s radiator so you can brew up a pot while you drive.
• …you think CPR stands for “Coffee Provides Resuscitation.”
• …you don’t have body odor — you have a fine aroma.
• …you have a bumper sticker that says, “I break for coffee.”
• …at get-togethers you don’t mingle — you blend.
• …your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

Original author unknown

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Matthew 28:10 (via ilovebeinginlovewithhim)

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Paul Washer (via youcameforthelameimthelamest)